Ambridge Socialist classic edition (April 17th 2011)
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David Archer, badger murderer; Jamie Perks, Rebel
With the Archers temporarily not broadcast on a Friday the Ambridge Socialist is re-publishing a classic issue from its archives each week. Whatever did happen to Jamie Perks?
The Ambridge Socialist
The real Borsetshire Echo: 60 years of class struggle in Ambridge
April 17th 2011 CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266
Big Society cull of badgers planned by Tories
The Government has unveiled plans to legalise badger murder in an alleged attempt to curb Bovine TB. As Ambridge Socialist readers will know David Archer started on his career of homicide by murdering badgers. The question now is whether since Cameron has given the green light to badger murder what else and who else will David decide to bump off. Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said ‘as we know police cuts mean that David has so far got away with his activities but the Brookfield Bodger will continue to be exposed in this organ.
Jamie: Ambridge’s latest rebel without a cause
At one point Mr Sensible otherwise known as Ed Grundy held the title of Ambridge Rebel Without a Cause. On the whole he was a worthy holder. The same cant be said of Jamie Perks whose whinge rating is high even for a resident of Ambridge.
In Other News
Roy has accepted the role as manager at Lower Loxley. The vacancy at Grey Gables remains pretty vacant
David has grown a beard. The disguise has not worked.
David Cameron has been name checked in the Village Shop. Yes really.
Jolene and Kenton are going to Skegness for 3 days at Easter leaving Jamie to destroy The Bull in a bid to keep up ratings over the holiday period.
Next Week
Stuff the Wedding Party set for the Village Green. The Prof. will lecture on the British republican tradition…
@kmflett for updates
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