The Ambridge Socialist
29th March
All to The Virtual Bull! (for now)
Pubs in Britain are currently closed due to the Coronavirus lockdown. However the nation’s best virtual pub The Bull remains open, despite calls in the Guardian to close it.
The Ambridge Socialist calls on all readers to drop by The Bull in the next week, while keeping appropriate guidelines in place.
These include no talking to Kenton Archer and making sure to order a glass of Shires cask beer.
Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, our campaign to Save The Bull and reverse its absurd name change came just in time. The Bull remains open to serve us in these difficult times.
Philip Moss: how long will this be going on?
More details of Philip Moss’s activities as a gangmaster have been revealed by the BBC but the question many are asking is, how long before he and Gavin get arrested? Perhaps on the other hand Sergeant Knacker Burns is preparing to arrest Blake?
A night out in Felpersham
Ben, Josh, Pip, Joy and others have been on a night out in Felpersham. A ‘one-night stand’ seems to have transpired. There was nothing graphic by Archers standards though
In Other News
Lynda has asked Peggy for permission to go to the toilet. It was granted
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