The Ambridge Socialist
5th April
Brexit loving Adam is still at it. He doesn’t want to employ extra labour on the farm, nor is he interested that Josh has found more lame lambs than would seem reasonable. In short he does his best to come across at all times as an obnoxious tosser leading to an outcome previously unthought of, namely to make Brian Aldridge appear to be the voice of reason
Justin & Brian roped in to Philip Moss’s gangmaster operations
Justin Elliott after listening to Gavin Moss (no doubt under orders from Philip- or higher up-to get it sorted) has agreed that slave labour operations at Berrow Farm can resume. Brian Aldridge has also backed the decision. There will be reputational damage later.
Rewilding capitalism
Justin is keen to move his project for rewilding capitalism in Ambridge along a bit. He has suggested that some farm buildings be acquired (primarily funded by himself) and these can be turned into things like offices and a visitor centre. It’s a start on his housing plans
Archers Anarchists Quiz
Some of the Editorial Board of the Ambridge Socialist and no doubt some readers joined the Archers Anarchists quiz on Friday at 7.02pm. It was good fun although not as political as we would have liked. There is another quiz this Friday. Details from: www.archersanarchists.com
In Other News
Kate has painted Lynda’s toenails. Robert wasn’t happy
Freddie & Jonny have been to the Bull but not for long
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