The Ambridge Socialist
26th April
Robert Snell is right on Moss
Robert Snell has tried to whack Philip Moss and eject him from his house after Lynda Snell invited him. Of course Robert failed and then at Lynda’s behest had to apologise to Moss. Yet as readers of the Ambridge Socialist know Robert Snell was right, albeit he has no idea of the precise nature of the operation that Moss is running.
BBC reports from Ambridge will shortly stop for much of May. The Ambridge Socialist will stay on Philip Moss’s case until he is arrested, charged and brought to trial.
Is Tracy Horrobin the way forward for Ambridge cricket?
Tracy has taken a training session for the cricket team. It appears to have been a robust affair and indeed one comment on social media wondered whether she was in fact aiming to build a new fascist party rather than a cricket team. Sgt Knacker Burns, currently team captain, was not impressed. When the Ambridge season actually starts, if it does, we’ll see if Tracy’s methods have had any impact.
Saint Shula?
Not really the Ambridge Socialist’s department but we note that Shula has been having some kind of test to see if she can be allowed to hold religious office. Its nice we suppose that the Church has some kind of due diligence in place for these things.
In Other News
We’d like to hear less of Kenton. Hopefully he’s not involved in the more focused episodes of the -Archers due in a few weeks-time. Kenton may be a relation to Clement Attlee but Clem was rather more modest
The Ambridge Socialist in the Interregnum
This Thursday, 30th April, is the last BBC update from Ambridge for a weeks. The Ambridge Socialist will however continue to publish weekly with news we receive from our local Borsetshire correspondents
Brilliant as always#