The Ambridge Socialist
1st May 2020
Special May Day Edition
Down with Justin Elliott & the Archer Dynasty. Jail Moss. Forward to Socialism
The Ambridge Socialist hosted the traditional May Day gathering on the Village Green on Friday, although full social distancing is now observed in the village as of 19.15 hours on Thursday.
Veteran Secretary of Borsetshire Trades Council Bert Fry addressed the assembled throng via video-link and reminded us that the fight for socialism remains as relevant as ever. He also read a poem which we may publish in a future issue of the Ambridge Socialist.
After discussion the following Ambridge May Day resolution was unanimously agreed:
1 It is more than time to rid Ambridge of the exploiter class including Justin Elliott and the ruling Archer Dynasty
2 We demand the jailing of gangmaster Moss and his sidekick Gavin.
3 We call for genuinely affordable council housing to be built in Ambridge so that Emma and Ed don’t have to live in a mobile home.
At the conclusion of the rally many of the participants retired to a social gathering at the Grundy’s cider barn where various Wurzels songs about cider were sung along with the Red Flag
In Memoriam: Joe Grundy
This is the first Ambridge May Day in living memory which has not seen the traditional gathering on the village green addressed by Joe Grundy after he died in the village in October 2019. We will be raising a May Day glass in his memory tonight
Mike Tucker was a trade unionist also. Until that Beddy.