The Ambridge Socialist
May Day holiday edition
8th May
5 years since the Ambridge bunting theft. Is Sgt Burns anywhere nearer to finding the culprit
Its 5 years since the great Ambridge bunting theft. The bunting, which belonged to Fallon, Sgt Burns partner, was put up for the Ambridge early May holiday in 2015. The following day it was discovered missing. It has yet to be recovered.
In June 2019 Knacker Burns thought he had found the thief:
PC Burns has found the bunting thief, sort of
Yet more fragments of bunting have been found and PC Knacker Burns has continued his four year long search for the person who originally stole it…The Professor. Knacker Burns has vowed vengeance, but has he got the right man?
The Ambridge Socialist 2nd June 2019
He had not of course, it was just someone winding him up. Another year has passed and Sgt Burns is no nearer a solution
Archers Anarchists Victory in Ambridge quiz 7pm 8th May
Another Friday quiz from our co-thinkers at Archers Anarchists. Details about how to join the Zoom call are here:
https://www.archersanarchists.com/live-online-quiz-va-day-8-may/
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