Beard Liberation Front
4th June
Media Release: contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
Call for Jacob Rees-Mogg to forget haircut & emulate the beard of his great-great grandfather
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has called on Leader of the Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg to emulate the magnificent ZZ Top style of his great-great grandfather William Wooldridge Rees-Mogg (1848-1913).
Speaking in the Commons on 4th June Rees-Mogg addressed the question of the continued closure of hairdressers and barbers and noted that his hair was now at shoulder length. He claimed he had thought of asking his live-in nanny to give him a basic pudding basin hair-cut.
The campaigners say that Mr Rees-Mogg should face the realities of the new normal, leave his hair uncut and grow a full beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Mr Rees-Mogg is often thought to live in the Victorian era and indeed published a brief history book on the subject. He will know then that a mark of the gravitas of a public figure in the nineteenth century was the growth of a full beard. His great-great grandfather should be his role model.
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