The Ambridge Socialist
7th June
News of the class struggle in Borsetshire
DJ Susan Carter raves on
It may be lockdown Ambridge now but this week has seen a surprising turn of events with Susan Carter making her debut on Radio Borsetshire. She made what was apparently thought to be an embarrassing faux pas in mentioning what gets Neil Carter ‘in the mood’ (for sleep given his age we suspect).
Despite the obvious thought that there would be no listeners to Susan’s burblings the BBC have reported a positive reaction. Expect her to feature as a presenter on Times Radio before long.
The Shape of the Table
Emma has acquired a new and it would seem ornate coffee table for the not the mobile home. It is meant to be the centre piece of attention but so far has simply been the subject of collisions with Ed.
Sheep Shearing
Not quite Springwatch but also this week Jazzer has beaten Ed in a sheep shearing contest. Its not clear if the sheep got a vote but its good to have confirmation that they still exist as we heard little or nothing about lambing this year.
Face Masks in Ambridge
Its not clear if there are enough people in Ambridge to warrant the wearing of face masks but on this week’s Dum-Tee-Dum podcast Tracy Horrobin (Susie Riddell) opined that hers would consist of a drawing of a cigarette protruding from lippy coated lips. The Ambridge Socialist is in the market for Joe Grundy face masks.
In Other News
The Telegraph reports that Lord Blunkett thinks if the Archers monologues continue it wont make it to the 70th anniversary. We suspect he’d be happy if the monologues were delivered by Tony Blair who has a 5th home in the environs of Ambridge
‘That dude is boring’. The Financial Times (6th June) on David Archer
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