The Ambridge Socialist
21st June
Justin’s Family Tree research stalls as he finds slave trader link
This week in a bid to get Justin out of the kitchen, where has been experimenting prior to launching Ambridge’s first street food market, Lilian has persuaded him to review his family tree. Officially this stalled when he investigated a relative who had gone bankrupt but the Ambridge Socialist understands that the real issue was that he ‘discovered’ how easy it was for him (or anyone else) to find out his historic family links to slave traders and hence where his wealth really came from.
Kate does Yoga
The menopause is a serious issue for many which fortunately in 2020 is increasingly taken seriously. But then we have Kate… Her updated on-line version of yoga seems to have got Lilian interested albeit she clearly, and prudently, required a G&T to help matters along.
In Other News
Roy Tucker (Ian Pepperill) underlined on Friday’s Dum-Tee-Dum Zoom meeting that he is in effect the permanent ‘everyman’ of Ambridge, always there as a steadying influence. But where will the long march of everyman lead?
Ambridge statues
There are no statues to take down in Ambridge but one could be erected on the village green.
Joe Grundy
Lynda Snell
The unknown badger
Freda Fry
Nigel Pargetter, being pushed off Lower Loxley roof
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