The Ambridge Socialist
28th June
The Bull set to re-open; Cider Barn to remain officially* shut
The Bull is set for a grand re-opening on Saturday July 4th with social distancing guidelines in place.
There will be no need for any name taking as The Bull remains a local pub for local people where any strangers are immediately ‘dealt’ with.
Social distancing will mean that in future the Archers and Aldridges will go in the snug and the Grundys and any other plebeians who may drop by will be in the public bar.
However if there is a need for class collaboration the extensive garden will be open where matters of mutual issue and interest will be discussed, such as, where is the missing bunting?
*The Grundy’s Cider Barn will remain officially shut as usual but entry can be obtained on mention of the official password ‘revolt’. As usual also social distancing means that no Archers are allowed
Where will you be drinking in Ambridge on July 4th
Bees
Josh failing to pay attention as usual let Jill’s bees escape during the week. After buzzing around Ambridge for a while they have now been recaptured
Ambridge chef of the Week
Following Justin last week, Ben has attempted to cook a Thai meal. He failed. Fortunately Jill’s steak pie came to the rescue
Susan Carter. I am the morning DJ on Radio Borsetshire…
the bright good morning voice who’s heard but never seen
feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen
I am the morning DJ on BBC R B
Susan has revealed this week that Neil used to have a crush on Shula. Its unclear if it was replicated…
The Archers Monologues. Time for Alan Bennett to visit Ambridge?
Complaints continue that the Archers monologues are rather dull and more could be done. The matter has been amplified this week by the return of a re-worked series of Alan Bennett monologues, Talking Heads. Interestingly Neil Carter had a part in one of the original series…
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