Beard Liberation Front
26th July
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Final Day of Premiership Season sees Arteta v Mourinho stubble test
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, announced earlier in the week that it is in the processing of updating its stubble guidelines to distinguish between stubble and a beard.
Traditionally the test has been Clint Eastwood’s award winning stubble in a late 1960s series of Spaghetti Westerns films.
However the campaigners say that as times and cultures change there are two issues:
1 To redefine the difference between stubble and a beard
2 To consider if stubble may be considered a type of beard
An initial test is being carried out on the final day of the Premiership football season with two managers Mikel Arteta of Arsenal and Jose Mourinho of Spurs who are well known as stubble wearers.
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