The Ambridge Socialist
16th August
Twitchers in Turmoil
Robert was unhappy on a recent visit to the Hide because he found Jim there with new Ambridge resident Edmund and felt he couldn’t socially distance. He left but became suspicious of rare bird sightings that Edmund had posted on his blog. Robert vaguely recalled he had an IT background and checking the provenance of the blog found at least one of the photos posted to be fake. He has suggested to Jim that Edmund should be reported to the Ornithology Society.
The question is, who is Edmund?
Adam is boring
After his unfortunate collision with a landrover Adam remains at home and is pontificating at length. Unfortunately Leave Voter Adam is boring, although he may not be the most boring person in Ambridge as competition is intense.
Tractor Driving at Home Farm
Ed has been offered a tractor driving job at Home Farm with Alice agreeing to pay double time (that will be £10 an hour in total at usual Home Farm rates…). The Ambridge Socialist urges Ed to get this commitment in writing from Alice, pronto.
In Other News
Lynda has a bad back. Our sympathies
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