The Ambridge Socialist
23rd August
Mystery tent pitched on Village Green
Unreported by the BBC, Ambridge Socialist reporters, have observed the erection of a tent on the Village Green. The tent appeared on Friday afternoon and several large gentlemen appeared to be involved.
Speculation is mounting that after Boris Johnson decided to cut his Scottish glamping trip short that he has decided to relocate together with his bell tent to Ambridge.
Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, The Bull will expect a welcome increase in trade but we do wonder if Sergeant Burns is up to maintaining order.
Forget Fallon and Emma. Its time to sack Natasha
Its unclear how or why Natasha became Helen’s representative on earth but she hardly seems the best person to advise others on how to run a business. If there is a person to lose their job in Ambridge our vote goes for Natasha.
Flower and Produce Show in crisis
Emma’s plans to run a virtual flower and produce show this year are in crisis. There is not, its fair to say, much enthusiasm for the idea with some preferring to wander round people’s gardens and related areas and observe matters in person
Radio 4 boss apologises for lockdown Archers.
The boss of Radio 4 has apologised on Feedback for the fact that some Archers listeners were unhappy with the lockdown monologues. Some dialogue has been reintroduced in August and recording in the studio has now resumed. Hopefully we can find out what has happened to Philip Moss
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