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The Ambridge Socialist. At last! A victory for the Grundys

In Uncategorized on August 30, 2020 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

30th August

Ed Grundy finally scores a victory over Aldridge

Twice sacked unjustly by the Aldridge Home Farm regime, Ed Grundy has at last managed to score a victory. Blamed for spoiling grain during the week, when the error was that of office manager Alice, Brian has now had to apologise and give Ed a bonus. That wont address decades of oppression of the Grundys but any victory against the ruling dynasties of Borsetshire is worth taking.

Sex in Ambridge. A brief reprise

Sex has been a long running feature of the Archers. Jennifer had a child out of wedlock with Paddy Redmond in the late 1960s. At the time this was thought to be concerning and not because it left the woman to bring up a baby without appropriate support either.

More recently sex in Ambridge peaked with the shower scene between Jolene and the late bigot Sid Perks.

Now the tricky issue of Lynda and Robert has arisen. After her accident Lynda feels like resuming a sex life. Robert seems less keen. To help matters along Lilian has given him some Viagra (presumably normally reserved for Justin). Unfortunately Lynda is not impressed.

Frankly we suggest a shower scene

Robert Snell: Man, mouse or….

The Ambridge Socialist poll found that Robert is either a mouse or a twitcher. ‘Man’ did not poll well.

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