The Ambridge Socialist
20th September
Who are we hunting?
The grouse shooting season is underway and the good news (though not for grouse) is that restrictions on public gatherings do not apply to those who want to hunt the game bird. Ambridge doesn’t have grouse moors but of course there is nothing to stop other types of bird being despatched.
BBC reports on the Ambridge hunt have been a little sparse in recent times but the Ambridge Socialist understands that the ruling classes of Borsetshire are set for some shoots. Well known hunting enthusiast Philip Moss will apparently supply beaters at very reasonable rates.
The Ambridge Socialist is opposed to all forms of hunting but we do think it would be a socially useful activity to hunt down the richest men in Ambridge and dump them in the Am for a refreshing swim.
Is Gavin going rogue?
Alice after a particularly robust drinking session was found unconscious by Gavin and despatched to hospital for a brief check-up. Naturally she is for the moment continuing to avoid the drinking issue. Philip Moss had warned Gavin not to get involved in case it alerted the police to their continuing gangmaster operations. He suggested that Gavin leave Alice where he had found her and alert the police later on a ‘burner’ (untraceable) phone.
Gavin ignored him and later went to see Alice and have a chat with her about their joint position of working with their fathers.
He also, this time with Philip’s agreement, appeared on Susan Carter’s Borsetshire Radio programme to plaudits for his action.
The issue is, is Gavin going rogue and if so what is Philip going to do about it..
Naughty Milkman
This is a home delivery service from the Bull. Numbers of pubs are doing this currently. We’re not aware that any have branded it as the naughty milkman though. The individual in question, Kenton Archer, is not naughty or a milkman but the PR has required someone a little more interesting (hardly difficult). Jazzer has been rejected despite Fallon’s best efforts and Jakob is apparently the chosen ‘milkman’. Our advice to Kenton: just get some decent beer in the Bull.
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