Beard Liberation Front
28th September
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
Campaigners urge Trump to go ‘follicle free’ after spending £55,000 on hair styling
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has urged Donald Trump to adopt a follicle free approach after a leaked tax report showed he spent £55,000 ($70,000) on styling his hair.
The campaigners say that Trump was wasting his money- something he is thought to be good at. His artificially constructed comb-over is a pretence too far.
The BLF says that Trump should go follicle free and shave his head and grapple, hard as it is for him, with the realities of his age.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett, some men who lose follicles on the top of their head grow a beard to compensate but we are clear this is not acceptable in Trump’s case. Bald may not be beautiful here but it will at least save him some money which he can use on buying fake tan for the top of his head.
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