The Ambridge Socialist
4th October
Of Babies & Beer
Ambridge this week has seen much talk about babies and beer. The two have a complex relationship at best.
Alice has decided (probably) to continue with her pregnancy but there are potential issues with her drinking. Meanwhile Fallon has decided that she doesn’t want children. Some might say that if you were married to Sgt ‘Sherlock’ Burns anyone would reach the same decision. This is Ambridge though and the decisions represent wider issues played out through village life.
Flower & Produce Show Report
Ultimately Robert proved to be the best cheat, outdoing Lynda who may or may not also have been cheating. Trellis was involved
The Moss Bros and the ‘horses’. The lies continue
Yet again this week Philip and Gavin have been lying to Kirsty about the ‘horses’ which they claim is a gambling issue. It is a gamble because cover-ups for the modern slavery activities can unravel. They will be aware however that Sgt ‘Sherlock’ Burns wont be on the case.
Lager
Jazzer has stepped in to be the public face of The Bull’s ‘naughty milkman’. His price is 5 pints of lager at the Bull plus another pint for squaring it off with Jakob. Meanwhile his price for allowing Jakob to gracefully stand down from the role is apparently 12 pints of lager. That’s quite a session by 10pm.
Panto beckons
Lynda has officially retired (again) from the Xmas Panto. Freddie has been approved as the successor which means unfortunately that the show will go on.
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