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The Ambridge Socialist

25^th October

Vince Casey: ‘Slimeball’,’peasant’ or ‘working-class hero’?

Vince Casey, abbatoir specialist and David Archer’s nemesis has bumped into Elizabeth in a pub (Borsetshire is in Tier 1 clearly) and bought her a drink. Casey appeared to be genial character (who knew?) who noted that he got by with 50% charm and 50% iron fist…

Later both Casey and Archer were to be found at an HR seminar on workplace relations. The BBC rarely covers Lower Loxley’s non-unionised employment practices and we can only wonder how much iron fist Casey uses with anyone who he may employ.

Later Casey turned up at Lower Loxley to meet Lily and Freddie. Lily had earlier called Casey a slimeball which he seemed to regard as fair but he did wonder if their objections to him were because they saw him as a peasant intruding on the Archer Dynasty..

More on Babies

Fallon has finally told Sgt Sherlock Burns that she has decided she doesn’t want to have a baby. Sherlock does want a baby but has grasped that this is not something he can personally do, rather like catching criminals such as Philip and Gavin Moss

The Christmas Not Panto

Freddie clearly feels the weight of Lynda Snell’s notorious record of Ambridge Christmas panto productions as he tries to work out what might be suitable in 2020. How about Carry on Up The Am starring Philip Moss and Harrison Burns?

Treasure

Apparently a further coin has been found in the Great Borsetshire Treasure Hoard hunt