Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 31st October
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ERIC TRUMP SPOOKS LAURENCE FOX TO WIN SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD VOTE
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2020 vote has seen Eric Trump, second son of Ivana and Donald Trump spook contrarian Laurence Fox for the creepy Award.
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary, a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we like beards, but there are a few out there that are genuinely, concerningly scary. Eric Trump just crept past Laurence Fox this year but of course neither man’s beard is actually scary, in the daylight anyway.
Scary Beard of Halloween 2020
Richard Branson
Bono
Noel Edmonds
Laurence Fox
Philip Green
Lord Sugar
Antony Worrall Thompson
Eric Trump
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