Beard Liberation Front
3rd November
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that not only do neither of the US Presidential candidates up for election today have beards, there is no prospect of them doing so either.
However the BLF has decided to ask supporters which candidate would impress most if they had a beard.
There has not been a US President with a beard since the late ninteenth century
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, this might be a dream or a nightmare but it is surely in 2020 a valid question.
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