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The Ambridge Socialist: ‘you know what them Archers are like’

In Uncategorized on November 8, 2020 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

8th November

‘You know what them Archers are like’

With a new lockdown in England a reminder of the fundamentals of the class war is always welcome and the Archers has provided it this week.

Looking for Roman coins in one of Brookfield’s fields Eddie Grundy was discovered by David Archer. Eddie was able to explain himself away but handed over an apparently discarded metal detector which in fact belonged to him. Just as he does on every occasion (except when murdering badgers) Archer was off to the police with it. Eddie explained to Will Grundy that to put Archer of the scent he had agreed to keep an eye on the area in case other treasure hunters appeared. Will thought Archer would still be on Eddie’s case with the comment ‘you know what them Archers are like’. Indeed we do.

Moss slavery cover-up crisis continues

Philip Moss is still planning to depart for Wales and there appears to be an ever widening split with Gavin Moss his son who has clearly worked out that he will be left in the lurch as a result. The ever credulous Kirsty is entirely on board. However the chances of the Moss’s modern slavery operation being discovered are increasing every week, although don’t expect Sgt Knacker Burns to be the one to do it.

Lower Loxley’s links with the slave trade

The Ambridge Socialist investigations into whether Lower Loxley was originally built with funds derived from the slave trade continue. It is not on the current National Trust list of properties where the link is certain but discovering such links often requires considerable historical investigative work

The Xmas Show

The show must go on and on and it appears Lynda is getting involved again. We can hardly wait. Not to listen.

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