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Beard Liberation Front warns Boris Advisor may have been forced out for growing a beard

In Uncategorized on November 12, 2020 by kmflett

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Lee Cain, an advisor to Boris Johnson, may have been forced to resign because he was found to be growing a beard.

Johnson presides over a clean shaven Cabinet and has never had a beard himself suggesting that he may have pogonophobic tendencies.

While Dominic Cummings sometimes appears unshaven, he has been banned for life from the Beard Liberation Front, and given his legendary hypocrisy may well have been involved in the ousting of Cain.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we are firmly opposed to prejudice against beard wearers even in Boris Johnson’s private office itself.

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