The Ambridge Socialist
22nd November
70 years of class struggle in Borsetshire
Eddie Grundy MUST appear in the Christmas Show
In what can only be seen as a blatant case of class discrimination Freddie Pargetter has failed to cast Eddie Grundy in the forthcoming Ambridge Christmas Show. Eddie is rightly upset about this as is the show’s sponsor Lynda Snell. Snell is well aware that without Grundy’s presence the masses of Borsetshire wont engage with the show and it will be a disaster.
Eddie Grundy wins the franchise to search for Roman coins at Brookfield
Eddie Grundy has again demonstrated where the intellectual firepower of Ambridge lies this week. Its not with the Archers but with the Grundys. David Archer had previously seized Eddie’s metal detector (without realising it was his) and threatened to go to the police. Now Eddie has persuaded Archer to return it on the promise of protecting the area from treasure hunters. He of course will now hold the single franchise for searching for Roman coins at Brookfield.
Scruff gin sell-out to Shires Brewery
The two genuine craft products produced in Ambridge are cheese and Scruff gin. Toby has now taken up an earlier offer to sell the brand to Shires Brewery which certainly needs some kind of craft angle to its rather tired portfolio.
Alice seeks help
Alice has finally been forced to seek professional help for her drinking problem this week. Its likely that the root of the problem lay in being an Archer and the implications of that in Ambridge. Its perhaps worth noting however that her problem related largely to drinking spirits rather than sampling Shires bitter or Tumble Tussocks cider
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