CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
Press release 28th November
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
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Ho Ho Ho: CAMPAIGN FOR REAL (VIRTUAL) SANTAS 2020 LAUNCHES
The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards, has launched its 2020 initiative to promote real Santas with genuine beards by warning people to be aware of absurd false bearded Santas as the busiest pre-Christmas shopping weekends get underway.
The Campaigners say that with unemployment and under-employment amongst mature men over 50, there is absolutely no reason for anyone to use an assistant Santa who does not have a real beard.
At the same time the Campaign is also keen to encourage more female Santas with organic knitted beards.
In 2020 physical contact with Santas is ill advised. Santas may appear virtually or if in person with secure safety arrangements.
Campaigners are urging parents and children to demand that Santas virtual or actual vigorously tug their beards as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not.
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, we are launching the campaign early again this year but the reason is hopefully obvious to most. Christmas decorations and lights are up in main High Streets and Christmas tat is everywhere. Our task of exposing false bearded Santas is more important than ever.
THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
1 Ask the virtual Santa to tug their beard. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
2 If the beard remains intact ask the virtual Santa to tug their beard again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard.
Notes
The Organic Santa of 2020 will be named on December 18th
The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front
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