The Ambridge Socialist
29th November
Gavin Moss will turn ‘Queen’s Evidence’ on Philip Moss.
One way or another last orders are approaching for Philip and Gavin Moss. As his father prepares to bow out of his modern slavery business and moves to Wales, Gavin has twigged that he will be left to carry the can, as it were. His current strategy appears to be to become more friendly with the ‘horses’ i.e. modern slaves perhaps on the basis that they can be persuaded to say they were working of their own free will. That might be ok for Sergeant ‘Knacker’ Burns but the police force does employ people with some reasonable investigative sense….
Eddie Grundy still being victimised by the Archer Dynasty over Xmas Show
Time is running short for the Xmas Show but Freddie Pargetter is still refusing to let Eddie Grundy take part. There has however been a split in the Archer Dynasty with David Archer opining that Grundy has ‘lucked out’ in being victimised by Pargetter.
Eddie Grundy’s Detectorists: in the best tradition of Joe Grundy
Under the guise of protecting David Archer, Eddie Grundy has infiltrated a group of treasure hunters who plan to search Brookfield for Roman coins. This may protect Archer’s farm but the bottom line is of course to reserve any actual treasure that is there for Eddie. It is truly a scheme in the best traditions of Joe Grundy but updated for the technologies of 2020.
Tumble Tussock apple now ‘discovered’ in Wiltshire
Who said Tumble Tussock’s don’t exist. The BBC has the story. Joe Grundy was right
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-55109414
In Other News
Alice has left for a residential Detox
Rex is thinking about expanding his pig operation on the advice of Neil
Deffo a Tumble Tussoc, they are not saying it is a cider apple, to try & fool us!
Rex, not Toby. Toby would never work with anything as demanding as pigs.