
The Ambridge Socialist
6th December
Moss prepares to cover his tracks & human traffic the slaves
Philip Moss has told his son and business partner Gavin that he is winding up the building business and selling on the slave workers he has (three of them) via ‘Victoria’ who apparently is a slave labour dealer ‘on the other side of Birmingham’. Gavin who is familiar with ‘Victoria’ is uneasy about this as he believes that slave workers under her control are poorly treated, or at any rate more poorly treated than Moss has managed.
Given that the only person who knows the actual financial state of his business is Moss himself it’s unclear, although it would be unusual, if Moss was telling the truth. As likely it is an attempt to cover his tracks and get out of Borsetshire before the reality of his operation is discovered.
Jazzer has issues
Jazzer has been roundly told off by Tracey for selling his apparently potent home brew to her son Brad who is under age. As a result Brad got drunk and was sick all over Tracey’s living room carpet. Just wait until Brad discovers Tumble Tussocks
Eddie Grundy abandons treasure for Christmas profits
Eddie Grundy has been rumbled by the Brookfield detectorists and had his van tyres slashed as a result. David Archer has offered him exclusive rights to treasure hunting as recompense but Grundy has declined. He prefers an agreement to forage for holly a far more profitable side line at this time of year
Chris confesses to Sergeant Burns
Chris has confessed to Sergeant Knacker Burns that Alice is not having a break in Bath but in fact on a de-tox for her alcohol issues. Knacker explains that Chris shouldn’t beat himself up for not spotting Alice’s love affair with the bottle as people are good at hiding things. We wonder if he knows a certain Ambridge based builder?


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