Beard Liberation Front
9th December
Confirmation that Santa is a member of the Beard Liberation Front after union dispute
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has confirmed that Santa Claus is a life member of its organisation.
The confirmation comes after a dispute broke out between a number of trade unions as to which one Santa was a member of:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55229930
The campaigners say that while they are sure that Santa is a good trade unionist and operates in a fully unionised workspace, he is also one of the world’s most iconic beard wearers. As such he is a very long-standing member of the BLF.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, one thing we know Santa focuses on is that those who help him out at this time of year should have genuine beards like his and not absurd false ones
The Beard Liberation Front organises the Campaign for Real Santas each December
He’s clearly exploiting the elves!