The Ambridge Socialist
13th December
It’s No Deal Ambridge
In so far as we know what Ambridge residents think about Brexit we do know that Brian Aldridge and Adam Macey are Brexiteers. Presumably they will be welcoming No Deal with a drink or two down at The Bull this week (Ambridge is in Tier Minus Zero). Whether the more plebeian residents will have a view we shall see. Eddie Grundy may be concerned about the impact of chlorinated turkeys on his seasonal trade…
Kirsty marries Gangmaster Philip Moss
After resisting marriage to Kirsty for a good while, despite earlier planning for it, Philip Moss suddenly decided to get married to Kirsty Miller this week at a Registry Office with Helen and Gavin as witnesses. What is behind Moss’s change of mind is as yet unclear. We can be sure however that it is not what it seems and that it certainly won’t be in the interests of Kirsty
Alice: never trust an Archer
Alice has returned from her de-tox but husband Chris is increasingly paranoid about whether Alice is telling the truth about abstaining from alcohol, whether she really did do the de-tox and generally whether what she says is a actually true. Chris who is a Horrabin should follow his class instincts. No Archer ever tells the entire truth about anything. That’s how they got to be Ambridge’s ruling dynasty
Slavery News
Philip Moss’s key business interest now appears to be selling the three slave workers he ‘owns’ to fund his move to Wales. Gavin reports that he has heard more concerning stories about how ‘Victoria’ the slave worker dealer treats people. Philip of course is not concerned business is business even when it involves illegally selling people.
In Other News
Eddie Grundy is still not in the Christmas Show
Lily has been refused admission to a casino
Leave a Reply