CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
Press release 15th December
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
CAMPAIGNERS SAY £45k PAY RISE DOMINIC CUMMINGS NOT IDEAL SANTA
The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards, has said that despite pictures circulating of advisor to Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, as Santa with a genuine beard, he is far from the ideal ‘Real Santa’
The BBC has reported that before he left Downing St in November Cummings received a £45K pay rise taking his salary to nearly £150,000 a year:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55322985
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, At least Dominic Cummings as Santa has a real if minimal beard. We are not convinced however that he would be pleasant to children or that he has grasped that the idea is to give presents out not to engineer himself large hand-outs at the taxpayers expense. We don’t really see Cummings as a ‘ho, ho, ho’ type of person.
There will be an on-line vote for the Real Santa of 2020 on 18th December
THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
1 Ask the virtual Santa to tug their beard. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
2 If the beard remains intact ask the virtual Santa to tug their beard again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard.
Notes
The Organic Santa of 2020 will be named on December 19th
The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front
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