The Ambridge Socialist
27th December
70 Years of Class Struggle in Borsetshire
We demand 10 years jail for Moss
As flagged in the Ambridge Socialist Gavin Moss has finally had enough of the behaviour of his father and walked out. Before he did however he said enough to Kirsty to signal to her just how dodgy her new husband is. Returning from a night in a Travelodge on the A5 Kirsty quizzed Moss about where he had been and what he is up to. She stumbled across the reality of his life as a gangmaster.
Moss claimed that he helped the slave workers because otherwise they would have been on the streets (a usual and historic ‘excuse’ of slaveowners down the centuries) but Kirsty aided inevitably by Roy Tucker called the police.
No doubt Moss has a few lies left to tell yet but it seems unlikely that 2021 will see him moving to Wales. The Modern Slavery Act (2015) has a range of offences and sentences for them, but the Ambridge Socialist is calling for 10 years for Moss, a high profile gangmaster.
Boxing Day Hunt cancelled
The Boxing Day Hunt is a traditional pastime for a section of the Ambridge ruling class. It is rarely covered by the BBC and it wont be in 2020 because even though the village remains in Tier Minus Zero COVID means its not safe to proceed.
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The Ambridge Socialist: is the Borsetshire Boxing Day Hunt going ahead?
Archers Dynasty cracks on Eddie Grundy & the Christmas Show
With erstwhile supremo of the Ambridge Christmas Show Roman having cleared off abroad, a crisis arose as this left a key part vacant. Needs must and the Archer Dynasty’s attempt to ban Eddie Grundy from the show had to go. He told a story about his much missed father Joe Grundy and his craft Tumble Tussocks cider..
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