The Ambridge Socialist
3rd January 2021
70 Years of the Class Struggle in Borsetshire
Jail Philip Moss, drop inquiries into Kirsty
Philip Moss, we understand, has been bailed by Borsetshire Police. The whereabouts of Gavin is unknown as is that of the three slave workers Moss recently sold. Meanwhile on New Year’s Day Borsetshire Police demonstrated their well-known talent for bungling investigations by arresting Kirsty.
The Ambridge Socialist calls for Philip Moss to be brought to trial and jailed for human trafficking activities. We also call for Kirsty to be released without charge.
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Jazzer and Tracey: Dream Team
Tracey and Jazzer have had a New Year liaison in the cricket club Pavillion. Clearly they are the Ambridge Dream Team for 2021.
The God Mother & Temperance
The Ambridge Socialist is all about the class struggle so it was good to see the God Mother, aka Peggy, Head of the ruling Archer Dynasty at the Ambridge New Year’s Eve activities. She had a strong warning for Chris about drink. It did after all do for one of her previous husbands Jack who was landlord of The Bull back in the day. While her words were no doubt prudent it was enough to make the Ambridge Socialist Editorial Board reach for a glass of the Tumble Tussocks.
70 Years of the Class Struggle in Ambridge
The Ambridge Socialist: 70 years of class struggle in Ambridge
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