The Ambridge Socialist
17th January
The Professor calls out Modern Slaver Moss
Philip Moss is out on bail and while one might think restrictions might prevent him from being in the environs of Ambridge he turned up at Alistairs with an attempt to explain away his activities and seek the Vet’s help. Moss claimed that he paid slave workers the minimum wage in kind by offering them housing (a caravan) and food. Unfortunately for Moss slave owners generally have fed and housed their slaves, otherwise they don’t get any work out of them.
Professor Jim turned up and called out Moss’s BS in no uncertain terms. Moss departed.
Sergeant Burns fines Brian Aldridge for speeding
Sergeant Harrison ‘Knacker’ Burns has never been known to solve any crime, not even the issue of who stole the bunting. However he did fine Brian Aldridge for speeding during the week. Aldridge being a significant figure in the village and now back at the helm of Borchester Land, following the purge of Justin Elliott, thought he should get off. Sgt Burns is following a risky strategy. In a class society his job is to harass the poor not penalise the rich.
Tracey and Jazzer avoid a shower scene
Tracey has visited Jazzer’s bedroom. Whether this was prudent in any sense is debatable. She was able to escape via the window (it’s a single story building) before the Professor worked out quite what was going on. Perhaps a shower scene will beckon..
Trump departs: who will celebrate in Ambridge
Trump is one of those things that doesn’t get mentioned in the BBC coverage of Ambridge life. Even so his final departure from the White House will be a cause for celebration for some residents, but who?
Alan the Vicar- Trump was the wrong kind of Christian
Prof Jim- dislikes Trump’s religious bigotry
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