The Ambridge Socialist
31st January
Brian Aldridge labelled as a dinosaur
The Ambridge Socialist doesn’t generally have much time for Phoebe but our assessments are always fact based.
Pip has decided to withdraw from the rewilding project after earlier disputes with Rex. This is essentially an intra-ruling class battle over the future direction of land use around Ambridge.
At a meeting chaired by Borchester Land’s Brian Aldridge, Justin Elliott revealed that he was pulling out of the project. Phoebe opined that this was ok because the re-wilders were keen to avoid being tainted by any association with modern slavery. She also noted that Brian Aldridge is a dinosaur. He later denied this self-evident truth.
Menage a Trois
The Ambridge Socialist suspects that three in a bed is not that unusual in Ambridge its just that the BBC avoids reporting it. Certainly while Freddie declined to participate in one when offered by Stephanie Casey he knew exactly what she was going on about.
Natasha discovered to be human
Natasha who was previously thought to be the new face of Ambridge neo-liberalism has revealed that she may be human. After Tom had second thoughts about helping Kirsty with her hunt for Moss’s slaves, Natasha stepped in instead. Work in progress.
Saint Shula no more?
After her prison encounter with Moss and an argument with Elizabeth about it Shula has noted doubts about whether she should pursue her religious calling. While the Ambridge Socialist is no expert in such matters doesn’t God send these occasions along to test people to see if they are suitable recruits?
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