Beard Liberation Front
Media Release
18th February
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
Survey finds men with beards are better in bed, at snoring
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that in a snap social media survey on Wednesday a poll has found that men with beards are better in bed- at snoring. In the survey 70% thought snoring was what hirsute men stood out for in bed, while 30% thought it was sex.
The survey was a corrective to one carried out by the e-commerce site OnBuy.com which according to newspaper reports had found that men with beards were best in bed at sex.
The survey was hetero-normative- asking only women, while the BLF survey covered everyone
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, underlying the OnBuy survey is some kind of age old prejudice around hair and virility in men since it suggested that men with beards who also wore a beard were best in bed at sex. Frankly we think our result of snoring is less exciting but much closer to reality.
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