Beard Liberation Front
Media Release
19th February
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
Beard Liberation Front gives Ted Cruz a lifetime ban
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it has banned Texas Senator and Trump supporter Ted Cruz from any association with it for life.
The campaigners say that just taking the first couple of months of 2020 Cruz has been involved in or associated with a number of activities that have brought the hirsute into disrepute.
His latest transgression involved attempting to go on holiday while the area of the US suffered a weather related emergency.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we promote positive images of the hirsute in public life. Ted Cruz represents the complete opposite. For that reason we have taken the decision to implement a lifetime ban from any association with the cause of beard liberation.
well done, Keith