The Ambridge Socialist
28th February
Brookfield in crisis: sheep futures in doubt?
The debate about which way forward for the ruling dynasty of Ambridge has re-ignited this week. The Ambridge Socialist is more interested in the dispute than the reasons for it. However David Archer seems concerned that he is viewed as a dinosaur for wanting to keep Brookfield as a mixed farm (think sheep) to hedge all profitable bets. Roooth by contrast (backed by Pip) believes that Brexit has done for sheep (bad news for Gregg Wallace’s lamb obsession) and that cattle are the way forward. While they argue perhaps the proletarians of Ambridge can press their case.
The Lurve Caravan
Meanwhile Ben is looking for somewhere ‘private’ to be with Evie. Presumably he is concerned about being surprised in the Brookfield shower by Jill or David- hunting for badgers. His solution is to be refurbish the lurve caravan where an anti-Valentine’s party was held a while back. This could be more interesting than the cider barn
Ambridge Socialist investigation into trade unionism & BBC reporting of Ambridge
The Ambridge Socialist has mounted a major investigation into trade unionism in Ambridge and how the BBC reports it, or rather doesn’t. An interim report should be available shortly.
Sgt Harrison: Superstar
Apparently Lynda has decided that in the Easter Mystery Plays she is supposedly staging Sgt ‘Knacker’ Burns should play Jesus Christ. Superstar? Hmmm. One for the jury.
Jazzer, Jade & Jimbo
While Chris Carter has revealed he once had a beard we have heard about Jazzer, Jade, and Jimbo (aka Professor Jim) this week. We really do miss Ambridge Extra
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