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Beard Liberation Front expresses concern on Klopp follicle failure

In Uncategorized on March 10, 2021 by kmflett

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has expressed concern that Liverpool FC manager Jurgen Klopp may have follicle failure.

BLF analysis indicates that Klopp’s trademark beard has declined as Liverpool’s Premiership form has hit problems.

The campaigners say that Klopp’s beard has long been one of the most distinctive in the Premiership and at its peak it was a match winner. Klopp’s beard power inspired the team.

In 2021 there has been a notable follicle failure, the causes of which the BLF are investigating

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, in certain circumstances follicle failure can be reversible but this requires a detailed understanding of what has caused it. Our experts are looking at that

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