The Ambridge Socialist
14th March
The Grundys victimised again. Reinstate Clarrie as King now!
Eddie Grundy is 70 this week and the Ambridge Socialist is producing a special supplement.
In the meantime the ruling orders of Ambridge have marked the occasion in the traditional way by victimising another leading Grundy- this time Clarrie.
She has been purged from her role as King in the forthcoming Mystery Plays by diktat of Lynda Snell.
Her alleged ‘crime’ was to speak to several people about the supposedly secret event. Since the BBC has been reporting it, it is clearly not secret. It is just an excuse to have a further dig at the Grundys. We say: reinstate Clarrie now!
Too much Vicar
We’ve had a fair bit from Alan the Vicar this week. He has offered a prayer to the newest member of the Ambridge ruling class (see below) where he revealed that in his view God is a man. Perhaps he has in Steve Bell’s well known depiction of the Great Beard Wearer? He later offered a range of platitudes to Chris about life, the universe and everything. No doubt it appeals to some but it would be nice to hear from well-known Ambridge secularist Jimbo Lloyd on the matter.
Ruling Class Sheep crisis
There may be an agreement between David and Brian to avert the crisis so they can focus on making the Ambridge proletariat is kept in its rightful place rather than warring amongst themselves
In other news
The ruling class of Borsetshire welcomed a new arrival this week with the early birth of Alice and Chris’s baby.
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