Media stories of proof of a COVID jab to enter a pub are, naturally,hyperbolic. What seems to be the actuality is that if pubs want to ditch social distancing, have more customers and stand a chance of actually making a profit, this might be a way. Detail some way off.
Something that can be done straight away though is a patriotism test.
SInce Culture Minister Oliver Dowden is becoming increasingly obsessed with a ‘display the union jack’ culture war surely a requirement to show that an individual is wearing union jack underwear- John Major style, externally (as depicted by the great Steve Bell) is the way forward for pub entry.
It will show that the drinker is ideologically safe, which is a key issue for the present Government
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