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Ambridge Socialist. Parish Council crisis. Time for the Ambridge Commune

In Uncategorized on March 28, 2021 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

28th March

Philip Moss: is it all over?

Philip Moss (aka Andy Hockley) appeared on the Dum Tee Dum Zoom meeting on Friday evening. He provided a fascinating account of the time Philip Moss has spent in Ambridge. He suggested that since Moss has now pleaded guilty to the charge of modern slavery there was unlikely to be a trial and he didn’t really expect to feature in the Archers-at least as Moss-again.

In the view of the Ambridge Socialist this would be unfortunate. There is significant interest in understanding both the back story of Moss’s activities and what happened to the modern slaves he sold on.

Parish Council: time for workers control

Following discussions with proto-Vicar Shula, Neil Carter has carried through his decision to resign as Secretary of the Parish Council. No replacement has been found and Professor Jimbo’s plea to Emma Grundy to take on the role has so far failed. Meanwhile various right-wing fruitcakes wait in the wings. The Ambridge Socialist calls on Emma Grundy to take the role of Secretary and declare the Commune of Ambridge.

Eddie Grundy seeks to unite the communities

Eddie Grundy having withdrawn from the Ambridge Mystery Plays due to Lynda Snell’s authoritarianism has now publicised his role in Darrington’s rival version. Some may see him as a splitter but the Ambridge Socialist believes he is trying to promote proletarian unity.

Greenborne & Ambridge

A new serial has launched across community radio stations based in a village near an urban centre. It sounds a little bit like the Archers but allegedly is more modern and in tune with the zeitgeist. We shall see.

Ambridge Angst

Chris, Alice & Martha aren’t getting along too well. Again

Susan is trying to re-shape herself

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