The Ambridge Socialist
4th April
Moss Gangmaster duo jailed. Philip gets 8 years & Gavin 5 years
The BBC reported on Thursday that after pleading guilty Philip Moss was sentenced to 8 years and Gavin Moss to 5 years. This report however was via Sgt ‘Knacker’ Burns so there is no guarantee it was factually correct. It is a pity the BBC decided not to directly broadcast the Court proceedings
Jackie Weaver plans intervention in Ambridge Parish Council
Well known Parish Council official Jackie Weaver has been on twitter this week noting that she would be quite happy to intervene in Ambridge. This week has seen ‘Audrey’ elected as interim chair. She is believed to be a stooge for the mysterious Hilary Noakes who is not currently a member of the Council. The Ambridge Socialist renews our call for Emma Grundy to establish the Ambridge Commune on the same basis as the 1871 Paris Commune. We suspect Ms Weaver has other solutions in mind.
Lynda Snell drops Ambridge Mystery Plays
After a meeting with the convenor of the Darrington Mystery Plays, the improbably named Evangeline Lowminster, Lynda Snell has nixed the Ambridge production. Ms Lowminster claimed that she had written the words, under a pseudonym, that Snell planned to use. The Ambridge Socialist believes that Eddie Grundy’s strategy of promoting Ambridge-Darrington unity is a more a productive way forward.
Unsurprisingly the Guardian did not agree.
In Other News
Jazzer has got Jade an Birthday present. Prof Jimbo also has the same intention
Alice and Chris. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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