Beard Liberation Front
April 12th
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
WEARING A SNOOD KEY TO BEARD PROTECTION IN PUB GARDENS
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued important guidance for the hirsute as pub gardens and outside spaces re-open in England
The BLF says that it is essential to keep the beard protected from the elements wherever possible. The weather in April can be very variable from warm sun to snow but temperatures in the evening, when many at work have time to visit the pub, are invariably low
The following guidelines for hirsute pub garden drinking have been issued by the BLF:
1] Protect the entire beard with a Snood. If a Snood is not immediately available a scarf or roll neck jumper may provide some protection. Obviously the Snood should be lowered when sipping beer.
2] Sweep any rain drops or snow from the beard on a regular basis. Do not allow the beard to become waterlogged in any circumstances
3] If the beard becomes chilled or frozen due to icy weather it is essential to thaw it out slowly. Immersion in a glass of imperial stout will help this process
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said water or snow in the beard can cause serious damage to hairs and follicles and the hirsute are urged to make sure they are protected, preferably by wearing a Snood while enjoying things in pub gardens.
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