The Ambridge Socialist
25th April
Adam accused of moaning: who knew?
Jazzer, weighing up the possibility of working at Berrow Farm on pigs as opposed to Home Farm doing the polytunnels and the fishtank has noted that the main draw back of the latter job is that Adam comes round for a moan from time to time. Brexiteer Adam a moaner? Who knew?
Jazzer & Tracy: crucial homebrew negotiations
A more important issue on the same matter has been where Jazzer could continue to produce his Homebrew if he were not at Home Farm. The modern Berrow Farm piggery would hardly be the place. Tracy has suggested that the ideal location would be the shed the roller is kept in at the Ambridge cricket ground because no one ever goes in it. Supporters of the Ambridge cricket team over the years had already realised that of course.
Greece
Finally on the new proletarian dream team, Tracy has been round for a meal at Professor Jimbo’s as is mandatory for any new special friend of Jazzer. To her credit Tracy seems to have Googled ancient Greece and impressed the Professor…
Alice: Help needed all round
Alice is still in need of help for her problem drinking and if the matter goes on much longer listeners to the Archers will be needing help for theirs as well..
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