The Ambridge Socialist
2nd May
Readers back Kate ‘I refuse to be lectured’ Aldridge
In an Ambridge Socialist snap poll readers have backed Kate Aldridge who responded to Jakob’s suggestion that she ‘calm down’ by underlining that she refused to be lectured. Her concern on this occasion seemed to be that Alice hadn’t named her as a god parent for the latest member of Ambridge’s ruling class. She later backed down.
Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, the majority in our poll, far more soundly based than YouGov, backed the ‘no home but the struggle’ option. Kate often backs the wrong causes and has the wrong line but there is no doubting her militancy.
Ruairi bests Daffodil Justin
Full marks too to Ruairi who responding to a demand from Justin that he remove a picture of himself dressed as a daffodil from the time capsule told him to get a shovel and do it himself. This he did wrenching his shoulder in the process. He then had to borrow Eddie Grundy’s metal detector to locate the capsule and destroy the photo. Taking the piss out of members of Ambridge’s ruling class may not advance the class struggle that much but it is fun.
Life Drawing classes at Lower Loxley
If the BBC manages to report it, Monday at Lower Loxley may at last provide a sequel to the famous Jolene and Sid shower scene. Lee will be participating in a life drawing class run by Call Me Russ.
Pigs
Meanwhile Elizabeth has relented and allowed Rex to locate his pigs at Lower Loxley. A partnership with Vince surely beckons
In Other News
Joy is running for the Parish Council. As usual the BBC haven’t mentioned the Ambridge Socialist candidate, Bert Fry
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