The Ambridge Socialist
9th May
Of God & Veganism
We’ve had quite a bit of vicar this week with Alan mouthing the usual platitudes to Alice, or, alternatively words of wisdom and eternal truths depending on how one sees the things.
The Ambridge Socialist would however like to hear some thoughts from Professor Jimbo on christening and its purpose in the world, or at least Ambridge in 2021.
Things did not turn out well on the day of the Christening as Alice had been imbibing again and Chris suggesting that she was drunk. This provoked Chris’s latest statement that he was leaving Alice. Perhaps the Archers will now leave Alice to seek further professional help while other matters are focused on..
Parish Council Elections
The result of the Parish Council Elections was unknown as the Ambridge Socialist went to press. However the Ambridge Socialist did not put forward a candidate this year. The class struggle in Ambridge remains central to our activities but the proceedings of the Parish Council provide only the most marginal reflection of the battle between capital and labour in the village at the moment.
Veganism
Ruairi has been persuaded by Mia that he should stick to vegan sweets in future. It’s a start but he do well to keep the matter quiet from Brian Aldridge.
Lee did not stand naked
Call Me Russ’s life drawing class on Bank Holiday Monday went off well when Lee declined to pose naked but Joy decided she could and would. Fortunately this was a radio only moment although the Ambridge Socialist does think that a 2022 calendar of naked Ambridge men would be of some interest…
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