Beard Liberation Front
10th May
Beard Liberation Front says ‘on no account’ should the hirsute try to hug Michael Gove
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that after Michael Gove said on Sunday that people might soon be able to hug that on no account should the hirsute do this.
The campaigners say that even attempting to hug Gove could cause serious follicle damage as he is believed to have high levels of toxicity.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett, generally we leave the question of hugging up the discretion of individual beard wearers but when it comes to Michael Gove we have to take a much harder line
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