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Beard Liberation Front warns Starmer against bringing back Peter Mandelson’s moustache

In Uncategorized on May 10, 2021 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

10th May 2021

Beard Liberation Front warns Starmer against bringing back Peter Mandelson’s moustache

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has warned Labour leader Keir Starmer against any attempt to bring back Peter Mandelson’s moustache.

Reports suggest that the former Hartlepool MP and New Labour spin doctor is once again advising the Labour leadership

The campaigners say that Mandelson’s moustache was reported missing, presumed lost, in the early New Labour period as one of the first casualties of the rise of clean-shaven revisionist politics

BLF Organiser Keith Flett, Peter Mandelson’s moustache was of its time and that time has passed.

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