Beard Liberation Front
Media Release
18th May
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Beard Liberation Front offers free consultancy to ‘Starmer, The Movie’
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that after reports that Keir Starmer plans a short film to explain who he is to the public, it stand ready to offer free image consultancy to the production.
The campaigners say that the main criticisms of the Labour leader appear to fall into two areas. Firstly that he doesn’t have a distinctive policy offering. Beyond urging Starmer to adopt beard friendly policies this is beyond the BLF’s specific remit.
Secondly that he comes across as something of a rather wooden, clean shaven, stuffed suit. Here the BLF stands ready to help, as image is central to its campaigning work.
Keir Starmer needs a complete change of image. In real life he is an Arsenal supporting, football player who enjoys good beer and lives in North London. The vast majority of people who fall into this category in 2021 wear beards and are usually regarded as more genuine and organic for doing so.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, for Starmer, The Movie, the Labour Leader needs a complete change of image. He needs to ditch the suits and the shaving brush and come out with a beard. It’s the authentic look for 2021 and will underline that Keir is a genuine person beneath the Knighthood and DPP background.
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