Beard Liberation Front
29th May
Beard Power likely to be central to Champions League final result
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that beard power is likely to be central to the outcome of the 2021 Champions League Final.
The Financial Times (29th May) has published a series of statistical graphs showing that both Chelsea and Manchester City are amongst the most wealthy of European Clubs with teams reflecting that status.
This means that advantage must be looked for elsewhere, and hear beards and beard power could be decisive.
According to research published on twitter by Steven DC (OheeDC) Chelsea have more hirsute players available in Porto than Manchester City but this in itself is no guarantee of the outcome of the game.
As ever the BLF underlines that it is how the beard is deployed that is likely to be decisive on the pitch.
Another important factor is the beard power displayed by the managers. Here Guardiola is expected to shave Tuchel but things may appear differently on Saturday evening.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, our advice to the Chelsea manager is to play Giroud from the start. He doesn’t need to interface with the ball just flaunt his beard in Manchester City’s half
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