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Campaigners say new Spurs manager Nuno will bring Beard Power to White Hart Lane

In Uncategorized on June 30, 2021 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

30th June

Media Release: contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett 07803 167266

Campaigners say new Spurs manager Nuno will be bring Beard Power to White Hart Lane

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has welcomed the appointment of Nuno Espirito Santo as the new manager of Spurs.

Nuno formerly at Wolves will bring much needed Beard Power to White Hart Lane.

The campaigners say that Spurs have had a succession of managers in the modern era who had beard hesitancy, rarely progressing beyond a stubble focused proto-beard before returning to a clean shaven appearance.

This beard hesitancy had its impact on the field of play where players were unsure whether they meant to be pursuing beard focused football or not.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Nuno’s beard brings presence and gravitas to North London and will surely help Spurs at least avoid relegation next season, and with correct hirsute tactics rather better than that.

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